The other day while perusing the interweb I discovered a claim that I had endorsed an imbecile!
Following the endorsement of Democrat US Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton
by The Simpsons,
the Republicans were desperate to find a cartoon character to endorse their own Presidential candidate, Donald Trump.
trump; vulgar. to fart.
fart; an emission of noxious gases from the anus.
In early August it was announced in Newsthump that the Republicans had found such a character. Dick Dastardly.
While I have never met the bloke, I consider the Trump to be a complete looney toon and there is no way I would endorse this man. Further investigation was needed.
Can you really believe this shit? The Presidential candidates for the most powerful and richest nation on the planet have to be endorsed by cartoon characters. God help us all!
It quickly became apparent that there is more than one Dick Dastardly! Who’d have thought it?
There is me, the cool, sophisticated, handsome, debonair chap of the World and then there is this other bloke who is a cheat, a liar, a thoroughly nasty egg who frequently tied up Penelope Pitstop, the
lucky dog filthy pervert
and a ruffian of the worse order. He has been accused of war crimes whilst the leader of The Vulture Squadron and is wanted by British police for contravening the Wildlife and Countryside Act 1981 (as amended) for cruelty towards pigeons. Us Brits don’t mind you taking pot shots at pigeons with a shotgun but machine guns are so dreadfully unfair. Bang the blighter up for 10 years I say!
However, there is a fundamental difference between me and the other rascal.
The other Dick Dastardly is a cartoon Dick.
Whereas I am a real Dick!
So there you have it. It wasn’t me so you can all rest easy in your beds.
As a by the by, When the Trump was informed of the other Dick Dastardlys endorsement it is claimed he exclaimed; “I love Dick!”
Why am I not surprised?
Have an outstanding day.
More Dick soon.
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