It’s gone! Shaved it off. No more beaver sanctuary. Poor old Clit Eatswood!
With the milk chocolate colour of the top of my head, the strawberry pink colour over my nose and cheekbones due to wearing sunglasses and copious quantities of factor 15 and now the pale pink lower half of my face, my head looks like it’s been carved from a large block of Neopolitan ice cream!
I look ridiculous!
Bollocks!
Never mind. We go on holiday on Friday so by the time we get back it should have all blended in. No one will see me like this.
Except……
Thousands of people when I go into town later. Thousands more at the airport terminal. 200+ more on the aircraft we’re travelling on. Plus the hundreds of people at our holiday destination!
Bollocks!
Have a great day. Where’s my hoodie?
More Dick soon.
iplonker 
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