Crap!
Graham Norton has grown a beard. He now looks like a shorter, better dressed version of me! Plus he has a bit more hair on his head but I reckon that could be a syrup!
Dick Norton
Graham Dastardly
What to do? I can’t shave mine off because I’ve been out in the sunshine and shaving my beard off will give me a two tone face. Not a good look.
Have a nice day
More Dick soon
iplonker 
Maybe you can braid it like the Vikings and my aunt Mimi.
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Regretfully, the Vikings are out. A while ago when I first grew my beard, I did consider becoming a Viking but decided to become a beaver sanctuary instead. So Aunt Mimi it is then!
ERRR. What just happened? I was trying to put a link to the post I did about this. Sod it. Far too early on a saturday to worry about this plus I’m only on my first cuppa tea. Have a lovely day.
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Let me get this right, you decided to become a sanctuary? For Beavers? You were offering beavers sanctuary? Beavers?
Okay, I need to stop there before I go into South Park sense of humour mode.
You have a lovely day too Mr D.
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Yeah that’s right. I was thinking about a career change and that was one of the options. Along with becoming a Viking or a Pirate. I wrote a couple of posts about it in march. Here and here.
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I don’t know.. Graham always reminded me of a garden gnome – give him a mushroom and a fishing line.. and viola. Well he has he height for it. Perhaps shave it and use fake tan
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That’s what I mean he’s become a short arsed version of me! As for shaving of my beard….. Good Heavens, I keep my lunch in there now, I can’t shave it off. Hopefully Graham the Garden Genome will shave his off soon.
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Perhaps you could present Eurovision next year?
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Hahaha. Perhaps I should. I don’t think anyone will notice apart from the accent.
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Pretty sure his accent is fake. If you practised in front of the mirror, I reckon you could kidnap him, lock him in your car boot and kick-start a new career for yourself. Interviewing mindless celebs with nothing much to say of any interest – who wouldn’t want to do that for a living?
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Mate you have a very devious mind. I like it! I’ll have to shrink a bit though. He had Samuel L Jackson on again last night. Now there’s someone I’d have a chat with.
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