The other day I was working at a function in the centre of London. The guests were starting to leave and make their way back down the red carpet. I was talking to a three of the lads in my team making sure all was good when two very very attractive young ladies came out. They were suffering a bit with their high heels and called out to us:
“Can you help us please and walk us to the cab rank?”
Naturally, the three young(ish) chaps I was with rushed to their assistance. I’m of an age where I don’t rush anywhere. The young ladies called out,
“No. Not you. The cool dude with the beard.”
Ha! The guys were gutted! So, being the gentleman I am, I took their arms and walked them to a nearby cab rank. They were utterly taken with my beard, thought it incredibly cool and very fashionable. They liked beards, they preferred older men, we exchanged numbers. I was in heaven while my colleagues were spitting feathers.
There’s a moral in there somewhere but right now I’m not feeling particularly moral.
Have a great day. I am!
More Dick soon.
iplonker 
Then did you wake up and realise it was only a dream? X
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Sauce! A beard has a strange effect on women. Look at you and Gupta! x
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Hey, I’ve nominated you for the Liebster Award. If you’d like to check it out and accept the nomination, all the info is in this post here: https://nothingwassaid.wordpress.com/2015/03/23/liebster/
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Hello again. My apologies once more for the delay in replying but I’ve been away working and it’s been a case of work, eat, shower, sleep, work for the past few days.(I have a beard so no need to shave, giving me an extra ten minutes sleep – bliss!) Many many thanks for nominating me for the Liebster Award. I will be doing my best to write up my post about it very shortly.
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