Shades

This post is directed at all those people who think they look cool wearing sunglasses indoors or at night. You don’t! You look idiotic. Take a hint from what they’re called. The sun isn’t out at night, it’s gone sleepies. Nor does it shine indoors. So stop being a twat and TAKE THEM OFF!

The chances of the sort of egocentric, narcissist who does wear sunglasses at night ever reading this splendid, intelligent, well written and witty blog are probably 17 billion to 1. Bearing in mind that the current world population is 7,324,782,000 that makes for pretty lousy odds.

As with everything, there are exceptions. Only five people in the whole world look cool wearing shades at night and they are (in no particular order):

Ray Charles

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Jack Nicholson

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Neil Young (the coolest dude ever)

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Everyone else looks stupid. If you think someone else DOES look cool wearing shades at night then let me know and I’ll either snort with derision:

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Or applaud your own coolness:

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Which coming from an old fart like me means nothing at all!

Have a great day.

More Dick soon.

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