Daily Archives: January 10, 2015

Bill Gates

I recently suggested that our mate Bill is a lesbian. I am still waiting for her lawyers to contact me but in the meantime take a look at these two images. Apart from the hair colour they look remarkably similar. I bet they are never seen in the same room together. Probably changes in a phone box.


Bill DeGeneres


Ellen Gates

Lets just hope that her lawyers don’t track me down. No point in doing that anyway just to sue me. I’m divorced and therefore have no money. So forget it guys.

More Dick soon